I Like Hanging With My Friends But I LOVE Playing With My Pubes // www.reductress.com

I’m A Dixon Ticonderoga No. 2 Pencil And I’m Hiding From Betsy DeVos //www.huffpost.com

I’m One of Trump’s Manila Folders // www.huffpost.com

Can You Guess Which Pope Said It? // www.buzzfeed.com

Seven Bribes for Seven Lawmakers // www.medium.com

Be the Housesitter: Mitski's Housesitting Instructions // www.pointsincase.com

Pitchfork’s Top 10 Albums of 2016 Ranked by How They Look in an L.L. Bean Turtleneck Sweater // www.festivalpeak.com